Here’s the thing about Jeff. Chasing after you made him a better person, because you always call him on his stuff. All this time you’ve been warming him up, and stirring in sweetner, and making him just right, and sure, you weren’t ready to take a sip yet, but that don’t mean you want someone to snatch him off the counter and guzzle him down right in front of you.

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